July 31, 2020 – Foxboro, MA
Coach Bill Belichick had no choice with all the players that have opted out of the 2020 NFL Season. Over the last few weeks, Belichick sent his scouts out across the country to find the best replacements possible to give his team a chance at winning the Super Bowl. With the signings of the following players, Belichick has out smarted the NFL once again!
Bobby Boucher is a socially inept water boy with a stutter and hidden anger issues due to constant teasing and excessive sheltering by his mother, Helen. … Bobby then approaches Coach Klein of the South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs and asks to work as the team’s water boy.
Shane Falco — also known as “Footsteps” Falco — played college football at Ohio State. He was obviously good because he played for the Buckeyes, a traditional college football powerhouse, and led them to an elite bowl game.
Rod “money” Tidwell (born January 10, 2003) is an American football wide receiver for the Tijuana Luchadores of the Developmental Simulation Football League. He played college football for Arizona State University (ASU) and has declared his intent to enter the professional ranks next season
A l Bundy is a simple, working-class man, forever regretful of the turns his life has taken since the end of high school. He was a star running back on the Polk High School football team. … Al is married to Peggy, whom he asked to marry him while drunk, and was forced to go through with it at gunpoint.
When Rico was in high school, he was a popular football star with dreams of going to the NFL. … He dropped out of high school, abandoned his dreams, and lived in his orange Santana ever since. He spent his time filming himself throwing footballs.
Utah was a fantastic quarterback at Ohio State a sure-fire NFL future ahead of him. However, despite leading the Buckeyes to a Rose Bowl victory, Utah suffered a devastating knee injury before his NFL dreams ever began. His football career was over and Utah stayed in school, later becoming an FBI agent. His first major case as a rookie FBI agent is to help take down the Ex-Presidents bank robbers.
How could you not love “Steamin” Willie Beamen? From the moment he took the field in place of second string option, Tyler Cheribini, his athleticism and swagger made him the instant star of the film and like those who he emulated in the NFL, the star of the fictitious league that “Any Given Sunday” was set in. In the world of Professional Football, a flashy star Quarterback can be born overnight, so the sudden rise to stardom of Beamen was not unrealistic. His swagger, candor and fearlessness made him almost iconic. Still, he grew through the picture, and his final speech with Coach D’Amato told us that Beamen would mature as a Quarterback, and damn it, didn’t you want to see what he did for the expansion New Mexico franchise? We know we did!
Ray Finkle, also known as “Lt. Lois Einhorn”, is the main antagonist of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. He was the former popular kicker for the Miami Dolphins